i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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