Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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