He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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