Midget sex pt 2 tonight
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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