You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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