He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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