when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The ass gains better be worth it
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