so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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