So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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