his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Acid is not a monday night drug
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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