i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nutella sex= disaster
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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