you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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