based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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