No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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