your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
