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We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I need to calm my uterus...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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