I want to make a zoo with you.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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You. Win. At. Life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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