I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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