Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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