i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize