Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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