I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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