love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Found your dick twin last night
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize