Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Farmville is her only friend.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
