David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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