So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I don't deserve a penis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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