Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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