I hope my margaritas pass through security.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
