doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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