so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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