Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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