I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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