Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
