no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she peed on how many people?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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