Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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