Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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