Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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