No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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