We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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