i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
birth control should be required to get into college
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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