its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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