That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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