Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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