Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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