Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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