I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Randomize
