what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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