Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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