The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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