i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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