i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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