Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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