id be glad to
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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